I Will Mail You My Kidney In Exchange For Your Mailing For [Insert Product Name!]

Hey there! I'm sure you get joint venture proposals all the time - however this is one that you can be very beneficial for you.

See, I currently have this new promotion I released called - [insert name], and it pays out at X% to select partners, and the page has converted so far at X% across all types of traffic sources - that means, on average, it brings in to affiliates $X.XX per visitors.

In other words, send me 100 hits and you can expect somewhere close to X dollars.

And it gets better - I want to a reciprocal mailing with you. So if you mail for me by [insert date] - I'll mail you my kidney :) These things go for big bucks on the black market! And they make a great mantle piece if you put it in a jar!

All kidding aside, we'd love to have on board as a partner. Signing up and promoting is easy. All you have to do is...